the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
