Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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