just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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