i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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