nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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