So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Randomize
