Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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