I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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