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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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