garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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