I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
