What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
