I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
