are you still at the devil's house?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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