We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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