You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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