I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I AM VODKA MAN
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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