Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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