Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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