My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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