i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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