Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
