is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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