It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
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