I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He felt like a one man threesome
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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