Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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