i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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