He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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