All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I will be naked everywhere
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Pooping to opera.
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