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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.

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  WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!

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• (425): View more from Washington

  After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night

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• (714): View more from California

  After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level

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