You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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