Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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