Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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