Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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