And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Help. Why am I so naked?
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