I'm lost and stupid without you.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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