Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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