If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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