Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I think I sprained my soul last night
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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