This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
