it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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