...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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