: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wish there were birth control emojis
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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