Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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