Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nobody cheats on THIS.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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