is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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