Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
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