i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
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