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it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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