We're like a lot better than the average bears
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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