Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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