scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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