No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
