white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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