i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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