how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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