AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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